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hugh house

Intergalactic Cross Stitch Queen and Fabricator of Fan Fic.


August 19th, 2015

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callum and hugh
I don't know whether to explain the last post or not.


hugh house

August 14th, 2015

We were not overwhelmed with local fossilised hippopotamus aficionados nor did anybody try to steal the local fossilised hippopotamus (found at an undisclosed local location) and make off with several hundred pounds of local fossilised hippopotamus pelvis. The local fossilised hippopotamus was much admired by people. I used the Hobson's Choice method*

I shanghaied the Electricity Meter Reader and made him look at the local fossilised hippopotamus. This is initiative in action.

I love ctrl+v, local fossilised hippopotamus is a pain to spell consistently

*Hobson ran a livery stable in London, you could chose whatever horse you wanted provided it was the one next to the door. You may view any artefact you like provided the first one is the local fossilised hippopotamus

August 12th, 2015

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hugh house
Tomorrow, I am custodian-ing a fossilised hippopotamus.

You can't say that isn't boring.

No, it's going to be REALLY boring.

Standing in front of a series of muddy lumps in case somebody nicks them. Ready to answer any question as long as the answer is already on the display board.

August 9th, 2015

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hugh house
I'm having one of those almost-terrified days when everything will go wrong in the next five seconds. It is not good. Health and fuzz and etc not helping with the whole cool vibe thing.

August 6th, 2015

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hugh huh (twitch)
Okay. I've been at "work" today and we made an anti-profit of £1

The other half of my work-based news: I have picked a lot of blackberries and endured much scratching and unanticipated nettles. The garden style at where I work is minimal. Much of it is non-existent, especially anywhere near the moat (we have a moat, it is deep, do not climb in to relieve yourself). So, there are brambles. So, buzzy spent her lunch leaning over the fence between us (where the blackberries are) and the private car-park (where the blackberries are not and neither is a 15ft drop) and now we have masses of the things. The whole "what do we do with them?" question is beginning to sink in.

July 28th, 2015

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Droopy: radio
Knit and Natter has moved to the local shopping centre* specifically, the atrium beneath its poly/glass dome and (as I was sure before) the place echoes and I can't hear anything (almost). Fail.

What I did hear was mostly about Stack. This means absolutely nothing unless you lurk in south-east england in which case it means huge epic tailbacks.

Domino's has at least four men dressed as spider-man holding promotional placards at traffic junctions (maybe they know something we don't - probably about how to diversify into chicken products).

*really Not A Mall, there are five shops and a hydroponic thing growery with purple lights. There was an artist's workshop/colony on the upper floor but I don't know if it is still there.
...I've just about recovered from my phone-don't-work trauma.

I probably should do some ironing. And washing. Etc.

Alternatively, watch this again.

Crime Stoppers St. LandryCollapse )

"The people that know you, don't really like you anyway."

Is it good etiquette to cut-tag you-tube insertion thingies?*

ETA: it really didn't work on my dad, YMMV.

Note my use of proper technological terms

July 23rd, 2015

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callum and hugh
Okay. I did my talk to the WI group today and it went pretty well. I covered everything, didn't fluff up and they laughed at my jokes. A lot of them came up to the front desk to tell me how awesome I was.

July 22nd, 2015

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hugh cemetary two
Due to a booking muck-up, there is a group turning up tomorrow. Guess who gets to do the visitor presentation?

ONL doesn't do Thursdays.

PS: this fascinates me, merry marvelites Marvel's Deadliest. I never thought that Tony should have a criminal record.
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