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Stan's Soapbox: The True and Trueful Real Life Story of Buzzy Featuring Guest-Star the Two Man Horse

Stan's Soapbox: The True and Trueful Real Life Story of Buzzy Featuring Guest-Star the Two Man Horse

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Another day of high drama here in the leisure-hive: Super Efficiency Girl fell to sleep, the Typing Temptress did ONL's latest report, and Wholesome Woman stayed out of the cake.

Wholesome Woman is now very hungry and hoping not to contend with Risotto Evil again after yesterday's battle. Risotto Evil makes wholesome Woman cry and run into the comforting arms of High Sugar.

And an amazingly truthful true life event

(not an imaginary story!)

From the Great Oracle aka Sunday Times!

In an ordinary suburban Tesco: a pantomime horse was ejected by security guards after trotting through the meat isle calling "mummy? daddy? where are you?"



Now all I need now are some Little Yellow Boxes
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