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In which Ray splits with Fraser and becomes gay muscle for a drug pusher and gets Canadian bacon

In which Ray splits with Fraser and becomes gay muscle for a drug pusher and gets Canadian bacon

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hugh house
c_regalis and her pic spam posts of doom, and ckr's glasses in Men With Guns, inspire me to plot bunnies, doomed never to get written,

Here's the link of picspam doom!

I'll go and grab my explanation/extrpolation of Ray, glasses, and hot sex with hired muscle later.

Well, okay, now.

I'm evil. I like long captions.

"Dumped the Geek Glasses"?

*kills plot bunny* No, we don't need a Fraser and Ray split, and Ray gets a total new look with cool glasses, which he now wears all the time due to the Fraser effect, or more acurately trying to prove himself capable of Fraser-ish deeds and demonstrate his independence. And Ray gets a new undercover gig as the gay-ish muscle to a drug pusher and they do a Canadian deal, and he has it off with some tall dark Canadian with a major potty mouth, who turns out to be Fraser working undercover, but Ray doesn't find out until he's off the gig, while Fraser knew all along from sniffing his hairgell/toothpaste/ass. And it's all bloody Shakesperian.


Yes, it's out of context in wildly bizare ways, but hey!
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