I didn't know guys could do that...
Let's leave out exactly why I'm reading bad csi fic right now. Suffice to say, the author seems to be in serious need of a beta:
Okay, now I'm going to stop being mean.
He leaned his head forward with his eyes closed and started his menstruations on the stiff cock with his tongue and mouth.
Okay, now I'm going to stop being mean.