February 19th, 2013

planetary: crazy monkey

Another 70s Marvel Post - Power Man and Iron Fist: Heroes for Hire

Oooh! I need to make an Iron Fist icon -- I might even be luring kaj to the dark side.

Come to the dark side, we have mystic disco balls!

That and I keep getting the names the wrong way around (which is frustrating) and then thinking about it (which is pornographic). Chi-powered super hands? The world's biggest size queen?

There has to be a reason Luke (PM) needs to tell everybody (the villains the customers, the random bystanders) how ripped he is and that he's 300lb of muscle. And wears what look like ballet tights accessorized with a chain belt (for whoopin' ass) and a silver tiara. And a split open yellow shirt that gets ripped off a lot. Who is he kidding? Is he just jealous that Danny (IF) is mooning all over Daredevil (whose secret identity is actually secret) and his billy club? They very nearly move in together until Luke decides to stay at "his roots" and go rescue random grannies who pinch his cheek and say what a good boy he is?

[please, just give the man better dialog pretty please?]