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New Stuff: for the evil ones, and lo! they are more evil than those who worship cthulu as he sleeps

New Stuff: for the evil ones, and lo! they are more evil than those who worship cthulu as he sleeps

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The Rodeo RPS Thing is finished, for those of you who are interested.* If you are one of the interested parties, you probably know the thing is Callum/Paul/Dean with a lot of rope involved**, and thus it is declared to be RPS Rodeo porn, and verily, I AM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN, quit looking at me like that.

Eh, this notice is because LJ is playing silly buggers with my back-dated post, so it won't turn up on your f-lists...

*and suffer from a complete lack of moral fibre and common decency and enjoy inflicting same on me

**realises she forgot the line about the lanyard, oh well, it's porn, rejoice!***

***unless you don't like porn, then wait for me to develop free time and a decent plot, the latter of which, this venture sorely lacks
  • ***unless you don't like porn

    wait. explain this concept to me? in small words?
    • Some people on f-list prefer non-porn, and can only be coaxed into reading porn if it's integrated into a meaningful plot, and then not too explicit, and full of emotional involvement and significance...

      They weren't small words, were they?
      • no, but i think i follow you anyway now that i'm awake and not distracted by thoughts of cardigans and golf...

        i almost said 'i suppose it's a question of horses for courses'. which, under the circumstances - somehow wrong.
        • i almost said 'i suppose it's a question of horses for courses'. which, under the circumstances - somehow wrong.

          Arghhhhhhh!

          In return: Callum playing golf in his cardigan, and the dorkiest golf shoes he can find, and of course, he's wearing his glasses, which are also dorktastic

          And then he hears a strange thundering noise, and turns, and it's Paul and Dean bearing down on him on horseback
          • awch, such a cute image - poor dorky golf callum. i think he needs protecting from those big, rough lariat-wielding boys.

            *interposes self between callum & approaching horses*

            *realises this risks becoming a seriously kinky fantasy - especially if paul and dean are wearing cowboy hats*

            *retires, ashamed*
            • *realises she no longer has her sacred stetson icon up, curses*

              But where are they wearing those hats, hmm?

              And are they stetsons?
  • Oh, I have nothing against porn...




    ...I just don't know the characters well enough, so it just read as .. well, porn, ,to me.

    Sometime soon.

    BTW: Congrats to your producer/writer/co-originator boy PAUL HAGGIS for his spectacular coup at the Acadamy Awards this weekend...

    Not even a heart attack on set will prevent Canadians from ruling this planet's media...

    That is all.

    • Re: Oh, I have nothing against porn...

      Just be aware it is not at all in good taste, Joe.

      • Re: Oh, I have nothing against porn...



        If it was all in good taste, it would be "Erotica".

        "Porn" by its definition, has to be in poor taste, hun.

        • Re: Oh, I have nothing against porn...


          "Porn" by its definition, has to be in poor taste, hun.


          Ah.

          It's got cowboys. And rope.

          Not that many slashers would use "erotica" anyway. Don't ask me why.

          Still, it might help if you tried the non-porn option first,and then decided whether you actually want to read something in worse taste than it (and the sequel with non-erotic toe-sucking).
    • Oh Chrst...

      *re-reads your comment*

      You don't know what RPS stands for, do you? *deep breath*

      forgive me, Joe, it's creepy

      RPS = Real Person Slash

      Sick, wrong, and written to amuse certain parties in f-list land

      So that's Paul Gross/Dean McDermott/Callum K Rennie

      See, Joe, this is what you would be facing if you were a big time Canadian actor

      *Stares at feet in shame*
      • Re: Oh Chrst...



        See it gets funnier because I met Callum Keith Rennie once at a nostalgia show...

        Just a "Hi, aren't you..?" meeting, but still.

        Don't ever be ashamed - no need to be ashamed.

        Ever.

        • Re: Oh Chrst...


          See it gets funnier because I met Callum Keith Rennie once at a nostalgia show...

          Just a "Hi, aren't you..?" meeting, but still.


          That is still enough to make a substantial chunk of the f-list insanely jealous.

          No, I don't know when or why I started collecting really obsessive CKR fangirls. I don't have the one with his tattoo on her ankle though (a tattoo of the tattoo on his shoulder, not one of him, for the sake of clarity).


          Don't ever be ashamed - no need to be ashamed.

          Ever.


          That's reassuring.
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