?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Tell me again, why do I need one of these things?

I have 500 words that I moderately like, so I will share some of them (due South edition)

I have 500 words that I moderately like, so I will share some of them (due South edition)

Previous Entry Share Next Entry
vecchio: study hard
I don't know whether my writing-spell is going to keep going, so I decided that this bit of today's masterwork deserves a wider audience than me and dosk. Imagine Ray Kowalski and Fraser walking down a station corridor:

You okay with it, I mean, working with a vampire? You’re Canadian and everything, and with the Act maybe you’re… I don’t know, all ban-the-bloodsuckers when you’re home wearing plaid and roasting beavers

As a police officer of homosexual inclination, I have personal experience of the aggravation and hurt inflicted by unfounded prejudice

So, you’re used to assholes.

I couldn’t put it better, Ray.


Sorry, that's a cheap laugh -- it doesn't stop it from being very funny. Though Ray's intro needs some work, I almost typed "eating beaver". Which would be worse, actually. I think.
  • Maybe moose instead of beaver? (*chuckling over 'eating beaver'*)

    This sounds very interesting.
    • It might be very interesting, providing I'm still in writing!mode tomorrow. I've been trying to get back on my writing!bicycle and keep falling off...

      How about a serving of chocolate moose?

      [or is that more Turnbull's area?]
  • LOL! used to assholes... very cute!
Powered by LiveJournal.com