Reading this awesome, I shared it with the Dosk (being the sharing/caring big sister I am) so we both read the awesome and realised, to our shame, we couldn't get all the letters in U.N.C.L.E, so we ran away to wikipedia and stumbled on this gem:
The character name "April Dancer" was suggested by James Bond creator Ian Fleming who was a consultant in the creation of the parent program shortly before his death.
This explains a L.O.T.
065. Also, would whoever stole the prototype stealth jet from Area 52 for the fourth time please return it? I really must ask all U.N.C.L.E. staff to stop stealing U.S.A.F. kit; it was funny the first time, but the U.S.A.F. are getting quite annoyed with us now.