Good News: not in scuba diving suit
Bad News: in swimming trunks and his "happiness is a wet beaver" t-shirt instead.
Really Bad News: there is a bus stop at the end of the garden
Ergo: lots of people going "nah, it can't say that". Probably.
And now for other news.
1) I still feel lousy.
2) I now have a dictionary that runs on my little box of computational joy. Oxford Dictionary a go go! Unlike Word's dictionary, it recognises chiasmus and toque and sundry other b-words.