PS. My other big achievement is explaining the history of our [heritage site]^ in German to a rather startled German guy in, well, German. Well, mostly German. Wild coincidence: I looked up what [building material] was in German on Wednesday night.
*ONL has his doubts, my take never adds up properly. I think there is a little pixie that steals visitor tickets.
^ the [heritage sector] is low on funding, at least for our [heritage site] where we rely a lot on volunteer staff [me] and school visits for students aged about [age] who are studying [period] this term.